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to 80%. We ship
the other 20.

Claude Code got you far. Now auth is broken, your deploy keeps failing, and every new feature breaks two old ones. Send us the repo — real engineers review it, unblock you, and push a pull request you can merge.

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PR #42 · fix(auth): resolve session drift ● OPEN

- const session = await getSession();
- if (session) return session.user;
+ const session = await getSession({ required: false });
+ if (!session?.user) {
+   return redirect('/login?next=' + path);
+ }
+ return session.user;

+4 −2 Shipped Tue 14:02 · Merged by you

Exhibit A

This is what landed in your inbox Tuesday morning while you slept.

Not a Loom. Not advice. A real pull request in your repo, with a written explanation of what was wrong and why our fix works.

§ 02 — The wall Recognize any of these?

You didn't hit a skill issue.
You hit the complexity wall.

The new feature breaks three old ones.

Your AI forgot the shape of your database two prompts ago.

Deploy green locally. Red in prod.

Env vars, CORS, and one magical node_modules folder.

"Fix the bug" → 400 changed lines.

You have no idea which 4 actually mattered.

Auth mostly works.

The "mostly" is the part that wakes you up at 3am.

§ 03 — The process Async. No meetings. No slack channels.

Three steps.
One weekend.

Send the repo.

Invite us to your GitHub. Tell us, in plain words, what's broken and what you wished worked.

↳ ~5 minutes

We read it. All of it.

Real engineers — the kind who also ship with Claude Code — explore your codebase, map the mess, and diagnose the actual problem (not the symptom).

↳ 24–48 hours

You get a pull request.

With working code, inline comments that explain the why, and a written review you can show your co-founder. Merge it, ship it, get back to building.

↳ On your schedule

§ 04 — Before & after Same you. Different Tuesday.

What changes when real engineers
read your code?

Dimension	Without us	With Mergeable
Your next bug	Six hours of "try this" with the AI	A working fix in your inbox by morning
Your codebase	A haunted house nobody wants to touch	Clean, explained, and safe to build on
Your launch date	Slipping. Again.	This month
Your confidence	Imposter syndrome with receipts	You understand what shipped and why

§ 05 — Pricing One-time. No subscription. No retainer.

Pay once. Ship.

The Unblock

€500

One problem. One PR.

→ One specific issue, resolved
→ One pull request with written review
→ Delivered within 72 hours
→ Merge-ready code
→ Pay on merge. If the PR doesn't land, you don't pay.

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€1,200

Full codebase review.

→ Complete repo walkthrough
→ Up to 5 pull requests
→ Architecture recommendations
→ 48h turnaround
→ One async Q&A round included
→ Pay on merge. If the PR doesn't land, you don't pay.

The Rescue

€2,000

You're stuck. We dig in.

→ Deep refactor of your sticky parts
→ Up to 8 PRs, scope agreed in kickoff
→ Async support, no meetings
→ Priority turnaround
→ Post-rescue roadmap document
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§ 06 — The application We don't take everyone. We take the right ones.

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the way out.

Applications reviewed within 24 hours. If we don't think we can help, we'll tell you — and we won't take your money.

You vibed your way to 80%. We ship the other 20.

You didn't hit a skill issue. You hit the complexity wall.

Three steps. One weekend.